My animator had the idea of taking really messed-up jokes and turning them into skits. Here's our first try. It's offensive.
humor
12/17/2011
12/01/2011
Write about poop? I have a degree, damn it!
An animator I've been working with asked me to come up with some R-rated jokes to animate. He wants to sync into the popularity that comes from Family Guy and especially Seth McFarlane's private channel.
I already created a character who plays movie-based video games and makes fun of them. So, all right. He wants adult humor. Fine. What terrible movie should become a video game?
“2 Girls, 1 Cup.”
Yes, the 4-year-old Internet meme that won't die...it just keeps on going...If you haven't watched it already, don't. Seriously. It's disgusting. This isn't reverse psychology.
So, I came up with a few jokes and wrote it. It took me an hour, probably. I figured the idea was worth an hour. I have a college degree. I've been a professional writer for about 10 years. I didn't want to spend any more time on this than I had to.
Then came the actual production. It takes a lot longer to animate, and the back-and-forth e-mails as we narrowed stuff down took quite a long time. We had to agree on character and background designs, an intro to the series, and I did the voice acting.
End result: NINE hours to create this video. And that's just my half.
So, watch the video. Let me know if it was time well spent.
11/05/2011
When we die (offensive)
Just another horrible thought I've had:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZnhm8wZsVY
10/14/2011
How to do Solid Snake's voice from Metal Gear Solid
Snake sounds like an evil version of the guy who narrates movie trailers. “In a world...where things are not as they seem...” He has this menacing tone to him that makes it sound like if he was narrating a movie, he'd want all the characters to die.
Snake also really, really enjoys what he does. There's a subtle element of glee when he's threatening someone.
I imitated Snake for an animated movie:
In order to do the voice, I watched a bunch of clips of the voice actor, David Hayter, mostly spoofing himself. Hope you enjoy!
09/14/2011
What the world needs now...
Just a silly thing I thought of.
09/07/2011
Children Are Unique
This is a bizarre thought I had the other day. I always wonder why things turn out the way they do. This is just an extreme version of that.
09/02/2011
Where's the baby?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArIujS0LKBg
Sadly, this is a true story...
08/02/2011
07/26/2011
07/19/2011
Offensive Counselor Joke
I warn people from time to time that my humor is not for everyone. Sometimes, people listen. And sometimes, I get angry comments posted on my videos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoypvXDeRyQ
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